The past week I have had several of those moments when you think "Are You Even Kidding Me!". Last Saturday evening Chuck was gone to Priesthood Session, Grandma, Grandpa, Trina and Wes were staying at our house, but they were all gone as well. So it was just me and the three kids. It all began when Samuel and Bella decided they wanted to come in from outside, after they had been digging in the red dirt, at the same time that I noticed Isaac had a blowout. I decided I would deal with Isaac's mess first and the other kids would just have to wait a minute to come in since they were covered in dirt and would need some serious cleaning. They weren't happy about having to wait and were pounding on the glass door and making all sorts of raucous. I finished with Isaac, let the other kids in and stripped off the dirty clothes. I hauled Bella up to the tub and told Samuel not to move off the rug until I came back for him. As I was adjusting the water, Bella peed in the tub and I had to start over with the water. Then I came out of the bathroom and saw baby Isaac had climbed almost to the top of the stairs. I caused him to lose his concentration and he fell over, but I managed to grab him before he tumbled too far. I then took him into the bathroom and set him on the floor. I came back out of the bathroom looked into the kitchen and couldn't believe my eyes. I saw Samuel peeing so high it was going above the kitchen table and splattering all over the floor! And I thought "Are You Even Kidding Me!"
Me: What are you doing!!!!
Samuel: Well mom, you told me not to move and you were just taking too long.
At this point I hustled down the stairs and was trying not to laugh - I mean I really couldn't believe he had just peed on the floor. It was so shocking it was funny!
Samuel: Mom, what are we going to do about this?
Me: You're going to clean it up.
Samuel: Oh no, I don't want to get pee on my hands.
All I can say is I love my concrete floors and yes, Samuel did wipe up the mess!

Bella has been potty trained for months now, but she has been giving me grief with the toilet paper. She is so independent, but in this case it's killing me! She always stuffs way too much toilet paper in the toilet, but the other day she wiped herself with a whole roll of toilet paper and then flushed the toilet causing it to almost overflow. So I removed the toilet paper from the kids bathroom. Then she found my stash of wet wipes and used a whole new box just getting a little piece of poop on each wipe and stacking them up nice and high around the garbage can. So I removed the wet wipes from the bathroom thinking without toilet paper and wet wipes I have solved this problem. Then I heard her in the bathroom and went up to help her since there was now no means for wiping - or so I thought. When I opened the door she handed me a wet washrag with poop on it! She had dipped it in the toilet and wiped herself yet again. And I thought to myself "Are You Even Kidding Me!" - but I must hand it to her, she's resourceful!

It's also been a week of crazy accidents. We were making little bunnies out of Easter eggs and had almost finished our project when Isaac woke up from his nap. I was trying to strap him into the seat at the table and Bella went around the back side of the table, got her leg caught in the glue gun cord causing it to fall on her face! I about cried myself when I saw it happen because I couldn't do anything to stop it with Isaac in my arms. Luckily it was just a cool melt, but she still got a nasty little burn on the side of her chin.


Today we were making cookies - I found a great new recipe on the back of the cookie cutter - the secret ingredient Almond Extract. Oh they were so yummy! I plugged in the beaters and went back to the pantry when I heard Samuel start to wail. He had turned the beaters on and managed to hurt his finger. It scared him more than anything and he was very dramatic about the whole event!
It's just been one of those crazy weeks!